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03:46 pm: pronounced dead on july 9th, at 3:30pm
This shit is done. Sorry, I can't put up with retarded idiot guitar players anymore with drama-queen issues and moronic notions of what they think other people should act like (and the right they think they have to demand such behavior). I hate 14 year old girls.

Sorry everyone, this band is done because I don't 'bro-down' enough with other dudes while on tour. Sorry I'm not into towel-snapping or some shit. Sorry I enjoy walking around strange neighborhoods by myself. Sorry I like to stay up all night and sleep all day. Sorry for being an autonomous individual and not a clone of you. And sorry most of all for not being a complete fucking moron, and for not being a spineless wimp and rolling over one more time for the sake of keeping this band alive.

Biggest thanks goes out to DBLJ, for putting up with so much for so long. I'm sorry we disappointed you.

Thanks to everyone who came to the final show in Cincy last night. Somehow, it was great.

Thanks to everyone who saw us when we were actually on top of our shit and kicked ass.

Thanks to everyone who saw us way back when, when we had no idea what we were doing and you pretended to like it anyway.

Thanks to Evening At The Black House for being Portland's greatest band.

Thanks to anyone who would have bought the two upcoming LPs, as well as the other split 7'' and 5'' we had planned. Sadly, none of it will see the light of day. Which is a shame because the material slated for it was by far the best stuff we ever came up with. It seems like no band I'm in ever gets a decent burial.

If you want to see the set we were playing on tour as a 2-piece, Zach will be taking over vocal duties in my stead to complete the tour. You can see the ghost of Naked Corpse at the following: july 9th-louisville, 10th-cleveland, 11th-rochester, 12th-lewistown, pa, 14th-manchester, nh, 17th-denverfest, 18th- i think its SLC or Reno, 20th-MT. Hood, OR. I'm doubting this material will ever be played again, and you should go to catch EATBH anyways.

Thanks for the last few years.

Love,
Little Miss 1565

12:33 am: come to the show
The day after this, we leave, headed into the great unknown, perhaps never to return. Come and bring yer love.

z.

07:48 pm: SO, NEWS, THEN.
Right, well, here's the updates. We've got new shirts available, that are sexy as fuck. BUY them. Please.

Next: Those of you waiting to see us on our appropriately named "The Worst Tour Ever" Tour, would do well to give us a hand. Please. Cause we would like to have shows to play, and there's some gaps. And help at all would be great, because fucking people for nickels is a shitty way for us to fill up the gas tank. Here's the dates then:

June 30th, Thursday, Portland OR @ Slabtown w/Black Elk.
July 1st, Friday, Boise ID @some place I can't remember with some other bands.
July 2nd, Cheyanne WY @... well, we're working on it...
July 3rd, Madison WI @ 125 N Fair Oaks Ave w/Witch Hunt, Murder of Crows, & SFN
July 4th, ??? We're hoping for this Party in Milwaukie (sp?).
July 5th, Chicago, IL @ um. Allegedly this is taken care of.
July 6th, Chicago, IL @ a party. Fuck, I don't really know much, do I?
July 7th, King's fucking Island. Where we rob tourist to pay for this tour.
July 8th, Cinncinatti, OH @ South Gate House (in the Parlour)
July 9th, We're planning on robbing gas stations and dollar stores. PLEASE HELP.
July 10th, Today, we'll think that fighting horses for pocket change is a brilliant idea. We'll then go to the hospital. PLEASE HELP.
July 11th, Syracuse NY @ some place, w/ this ride home.
July 12th, Robbing banks in Syracuse. PLEASE HELP.
July 13th, Bloomington IN, Jodie's house, where she'll yell at us for walking around late at night.
July 14th, Indianapolis IN, some place. I think at this point, I'll be eating soup made out of sewer water and my own hair.
July 15th, Iowa. Hairy Mary's? Some kind of party.
July 16th, Lincoln, NE. Darren says he's booking this one from Europe. He's a fucking rockstar, but by flexing my arm, I can make him dance.
July 17th, Denver CO, DENVER FEST! While not playing, we'll be reading the Onion an sparing for change.
July 18th, Salt Lake City UT, Paul says that it's either gonna be at "this one place" or "this other place." I don't doubt him for a second.
July 19th, Boise PART TWO. Bugg, why haven't you called us back? We fucking love you man, no matter how many times you get drunk and puke on our shoes...

And, then we're back. If you wanna help us play any of those fine towns where we don't have shows confirmed, please write me @ theyfoundmynakedcorpsefacedowninthesnow@hotmail.com

luv.

z.

03:06 pm: Put on some clothes, chump!
So we have shirts now, that are mighty perty, if you ask me. They look something like this, and come in either brown, blue, or green, and sizes Youth Large, Small, Medium, Large, and Xtra Large. They also have the Naked Corpse roster/graveyard on the back, which we think is really funny. $8.00 at a show, or $10.00 postagepaid for mailing. If you want to order one (or twelve) email us at theyfoundmynakedcorpsefacedowninthesnow@hotmail.com so we can discuss sizing and coloring and whatnot.

LUV,nakedcorpse

12:33 pm: Okay, so we're hella busy getting ready for our tour with Evening At The Black House, and booking tour, and etc. etc. etc. Things have been changing and switching and getting wacky-er on a daily basis, but it looks like it's sorta coming together. This is our tenative tour info, there's no club info, but that's just cause I don't have that shit in front of me. I'll update this again in a week or two with more exact info. And if any of ya'll know, or are, east coast/midwest kids, kindly shout out to them that we need some help still.

z.

(dates with *** mean they're booked)

June 30th PDX ***
July 1st BOISE 1 ***
July 2nd Cheyanne? Denver?
July 3rd Minneapolis
July 4th Madison/Milwaukie
July 5th Chicago 1
July 6th Chicago 2
July 7th Sandusky ***
July 8th Cincinnatti ***
July 9th Philly 1 ***
July 10th Boston ***
July 11th NYC
July 12th Philly 2 ***
July 13th Pittsburgh
July 14th Bloomington ***
July 15th Iowa?
July 16th Lincoln ***
July 17th Colorado Springs ***
July 18th SLC ***
July 19th Boise 2

01:40 pm: Alright kiddo's here the story. We're going on tour this summer with evening at the black house. checkem here: http://www.eveningattheblackhouse.com We need help getting some shows, or getting some concacts for shows, or getting ideas of where in some of these places are good to play. So please hit me back and tell my if you have any info, either here or at theyfoundmynakedcorpsefacedowninthesnow@hotmail.com

luv.z

Dates with *s in front have been taken care of.

*Jun 30 9:00P @ The Jolly Inn Portland,
*Jul 1, Boise,
Jul 2, TBA Cheyenne, WY
Jul 3, TBA Minneapolis, MN
Jul 4, TBA Madison, WI
Jul 5, TBA Chicago, IL
*Jul 6, Cincinnati, OH
*Jul 7, CEDAR POINT, Sandusky, OH
*Jul 8, Legion of Doom, Columbus, OH
Jul 9, TBA Philadelphia, PA
Jul 10, TBA Boston
Jul 11, TBA New York
*Jul 12, New Brunswick, NJ
Jul 13, TBA Pittsburgh, PA
Jul 14, TBA Indianapolis, IN
Jul 15, TBA Cedar Rapids, IA
*Jul 16, Lincoln, NE
Jul 17, TBA Denver,
Jul 18, TBA Salt Lake City, UT

01:31 am: Hey. We have a new website ( http://www.nakedcorpse.com ). It's not nearly as funny or pretty as the old one, as a matter of fact, it's kind of boring, and I'll probably decide I hate it and make a new one next week. But the reason it's worth checking out, is that it has a new mp3, hot off the presses or what not. It's one of the two tracks we're putting on the split with Evening at the Black House, which will be out this July. And you should buy it! Ah, I'm such a salesman. Anyway, checkit, listen, leave smarmy comments about how we really need to stop calling your sister, and how yer gonna bloody our noses if we don't "knock that shit off." Or something.

LOVE.

zach & they found my naked corpse face down in the snow.

12:56 pm: WE'RE PLAYING A SHOW.
YOU ARE INVITED.

IT WILL BE SUNDAY, APRIL 24th.
IT WILL BE STARTING AT 8 PM.
IT WILL BE FEATURING US AND:

DISCONNECT (RENO, NV)
EVENING AT THE BLACK HOUSE
DEAD LIKE DALLAS.

IT WILL BE $3.00.

IT WILL BE AT "THE WHITE HOUSE,"
514 NE JARRETT.

ROCK.

03:10 am: FUCK. What have we been doing? Seriously, we've been out of the loop.

Well, here's the short scoop:

The split with the wonderful and talented and we love them "This Ride Home" is almost done. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? That shit was supposed to be out in Febuary. Well we've been too busy beatin' the Blazers at four on four to work on it, so shut it, chump. Really though, the art's done, and we just need bein' screen printin' and we're done. And we're workin' on that shit.

What else. We just got done recording the music to our split with Evening At The Black House, who are some of the coolest kids we know. We're going on a three week tour with them, to the mid-west (which, logically should just be called "the mid") with them this summer, and it's gonna be the best fucking time ever. Those kids fucking rock. And if Justin G doesn't have the best hair in show business, then I don't know who does.

Um. Yeah. Sorry we haven't been rocking P-town. Sorry we haven't been rocking anywhere. We've been holed up, thinking about how fucking hot Timm Trust (from the AMAZING band Owen Hart) is. Jesus Christ, he is a sexy, sexy beast. Oh, and we've been working on a Ska epic. Yer gonna fucking skank, I promise you that.

Alright, enough is enough. Much love.

zach, and they found my naked corpse face down in the snow.

p.s. there will be a new website as soon as that damn screen printing gets done.

12:49 pm: Holy crap, it's been a while since anyone updated this, but with good reason. Zach and DBL are both now computer-less, Jerry has been walking around in a sleep deprived haze, occasionally fucking trash cans and eating what he describes as "chariots of fire", and Bryan has been spending the last month or so trying to "tune a drum", a "drum" that actually turned out to be a bagel.

At any rate, this is what we've been up to: Played with Life At These Speeds, Sciece of Yabra, and Akimbo. It went well, and not just because I knew all the bartenders and so got wicked drunk for hella cheap. Also played with our wonderfully amazing friends Owen Hart. These boys bring the fucking metal. SOOOOOO fucking good.

As for recording type stuff. The split with This Ride Home is just about done, and by that, I mean, we're working out art stuff, and then it's done. Also, in a week or so, we will start recording for two upcoming splits: a 7" with Evening at the Black House, and a 5" with the Great Redneck Hope. Fuckin' a. Busy, busy, busy.

Anyway, much love, ya'll is great. Monkey, monkey, banana.

z.

08:33 pm: NEW STUFF:
1.) Our website has been updated. It is very full of factual information about Russian Bulger Fish.

2.) We have a show coming up. Thursday Jan 27th, w/Akimbo, Life At These Speeds, Science of Yabra. Night time. Costing some abount of money. @ Nocturnal

3.) Zach has now lost another tooth due to rot and decay and possible nighttime teeth grinding. As a tribute to the most amazing band leader of all time, Zach will now go by "Dr. Teeth."

4.) Jerry's rabies are dying like they ought to be.

luv,

dr. teeth and they found my naked corpse face down in the snow.

02:43 am: "Ya'll like Reno? Cause it don't look like yer leaving any time soon..."
I think we might be stuck here for a while. Which is a-ok, since we have some of the coolest kids ever to kick it with. The truck and I were talking earlier, and it ain't scared of taking on the snow to Boise, so we're gonna wake up tomorrow and check N-DOT, and see what's the scoop.

z.

07:51 am: radio party
Thanks for the hot date last night. Ya'll is great.

Check us out tonight, live on the inter-bot-radio

Jan 1st, 9:00 PM, http://kalx.berkeley.edu

love,
they found my naked corpse face down in the snow.

05:06 pm: a note from the car.
I started out with three speakers. Before they got me out of Portland, I was down to one. But I handeled beautifully, and I took those mountains and snow and rain and wind like it was no one's business. All to haul these four smelly bastards down to California. Zach's an asshole, and Brian won't shut up, and Jerry just lectured me for twenty minutes about the origin of the music video. DBL J was a perfect gentleman though, and I was proud to say that he drove me for 14 hours straight.

love,
the car

07:10 pm: Portland People:


I'm not sure why Alice drew our name so small, but I guess it's okay, since she included a picture of a RATHER large cat.

z.


POST SCRIPT::::: THE SHOW IS REALLY ON WEDNESDAY THE 12TH, NOT TUESDAY THE 12TH, WHICH DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. SOMEONE BUY DBL J A CALENDAR.

02:53 pm: website update.
So, our website has been updated. And by updated, I mean it looks like it was done by a 8 year old. But hey, don't blame me... Oh... Wait... Yeah, blame me, cause I'm the idiot who did it. Anyway, it has SOME tour info on it. Vanity_Fat, ol' buddy, it DOESN'T have LA up yet. But, we're still working on it. And seriously, you'll be the first to know.

CHECKIT: http://www.nakedcorpse.com

da'money,
z.

05:28 pm: Old Dead Babies Telling Dead Baby Jokes
"Elmer Dobkins for President,
and that's just the begining.
We'll spend the evening,
numbing and obscuring our humanity,
and by the morning, it's over.
The morning, it's over.
And what's to be expected,
with this hatred, of the ocean?
And what's to be expected,
with this worship, of the sun?
Psychadelic, psychosis,
and psychic visions, of the end.
Never trust the bluest eyes,
prophetisising self inflictiction."

03:09 pm: 'To Quone Something'
''Buying power of relatives is confidence consumed in units/fellatio and onions, the same way everywhere/all these spying(espionaged) woodworms entail the entrailed entrapment/fisted hurt feelings domestic disputes in the standardized interrogation of expert witnesses/the operator hangs herself with phonecord via stratagem/all these eavesdropped maggots devour the censored.''

(Simon's genus genius, amygdala cut, botched blue hand butchery. Administer amicable asps, but the river still rushes in. Jubel Early. I am the ship. I'm Serenity now. Serenity now.)

04:10 pm: a message from DBL J
I have 60 copies of the occam's razor/they found my naked corpse face down in the snow split 7" misprint. On one side you get occam's razor and on the other you get well, the monkies or some shit. All the covers are hand drawn by the fabulous ALICE CARRIER, and each copy includes a zine of monster drawings by the very same Alice. they cost 8 bucks, ppd- but if you buy a regular copy of the naked corpse/occam's razor 7", + the mispress, it's only 10 DOLLARS. email jason@greyskyrecords.com to reserve your copy. THESE WILL GO QUICK SO BUY ONE NOW.

02:45 am: oh, this makes me laugh... so good....
From: http://www.mashnote.net/label/index.php



occam's razor/they found my naked corpse face down in the snow - split 7" [grey sky]
Occam with their most metallic songs? even reminds me of older converge sometimes fused with nineties screamo. Naked Corpse is sassy and i mean SASSY. hand screened cover. pretty intense.